A story in pictures

FRANK: Let's go for a hike!
KANE AND KAILEY: Okay!


FRANK: Hiking sure is fun!
KANE AND KAILEY: So much fun!
FRANK: Look! A log suspended over the water! It is the only way to get to the other side!


FRANK: See? It is easy!
KANE: I see!
FRANK: Kane, your turn! I can only assume your extra 60 pounds of weight will have no effect on the safety of the situation!
KANE: I see!


KANE: This is precarious, but exciting!
KAILEY: Oh no!
KANE: WHAT??

CRASH!
SPLASH!



FRANK AND KAILEY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FRANK: I will drag his carcass from the water!
KAILEY: Kane, are you ok???


KANE: GHUUUNN.
FRANK: So, what should I do?
KANE: GHUUUNN.
FRANK: I'll go get paramedics!
KAILEY: Kane! Say something! Talk to me! Tell me about...The Da Vinci Code!
KANE: It's really bad! Not unlike the pain in my leg! GHUUUNNN!

20 minutes later
HELICOPTER: CHOP CHOP CHOP
KAILEY: They sent you a helicopter!
KANE: ...why?

One Hour Later

Firemen: HUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUT


EMT: I am really badass and awesome.
KANE: Um, yes.
EMT: You should go to the hospital.
KANE: Yes.
EMT: This is all her [Kailey's] fault, isn't it?
KANE: No, it's all Frank's. Fuck Frank.
FRANK: Lo siento.
KANE: Claro.


Later
NURSE: Welcome to the hospital. Those firefighters dragged you through poison oak, so now we have to swab off all your exposed body.
KANE: Ghuunn.
NURSE: Now we have to go do things for an hour! But don't worry, there's nothing to read or do!
KANE: Ghunnn.

One Hour Later
X-ray lady: Hello, I am here to irradiate your leg/groin.
KANE: Ghunnn.

One Hour Later
Doctor: Dog my cats, but your bone's as unbroken as can be!
Kane: Oh, good.
Doctor: ...Except that it has a cyst in it for some reason?
Kane: Is that because of this?
Doctor: It's just one of those weird little things about how God made us.
Kane: Oh, alright.
Doctor: But get it checked up if you don't want it to fracture.
Kane: Ghunnn.

Two hours later
Nurse: Here's some clothes.
Kane: Why does this shirt say "Temporary Organ Donor: I've got an organ you can borrow all night long"?
Male Nurse: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah.

One hour later
Male Nurse: Have some crutches.
Kane: Okay.
Nurse: So, do you have a ride home?
Kane: No.
Nurse: What about now?
Kane: No.
Nurse: What about now?
Kane: No.
Nurse: Fine, we'll call you a taxi.

One hour later
Nurse: Here's some tylenol and vicadin! Have fun.
Kane: Ghunnn.

FIN!